This is a hodge-podge collection of shit I reblog. Fandoms galore. Sometimes the tags are entertaining. Sometimes maybe not so much.
Real talk time, I will be flailing over my ships about 99% of the time, so just be prepared for that. You have been warned.
I Will Follow You Into The Dark (8-bit)
Death Cab For Cutie
straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single
me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me
me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
I just need someone to sit Derek Hale down and tell him that he’s amazing and kind and brave. That all the mistakes he did were with the best intentions and he shouldn’t feel guilty about what happened, that he deserves to be happy and selfish sometimes. That he isn’t a sacrifice or someone that no one cares about, that there are people who would care if he died or left and that he surrounded by people who love him.
tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip
Me watching a movie: this would be better if it had less heterosexuals
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.