April102014
katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via thispersonisillogical)

March112014

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I’m sorry if you just listened to that and you have no idea what I’m talking about. (x)

(via thispersonisillogical)

February272014
February152014

New favourite joke:

shineonovermyclouds:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

i cant stop laughing omg

(via thispersonisillogical)

February72014
January152014
January52014
guzusuru:

Stiles’ real name is Slim Shffmady you heard it here first. High Res.
in other news I’ve lost control of my life.

guzusuru:

Stiles’ real name is Slim Shffmady you heard it here first. High Res.

in other news I’ve lost control of my life.

(via colethewolf)

January32014
blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

(Source: altairr, via hollysocks)

December282013

mellielou:

The red heart tells me that I’ve already ‘liked’ this at some point, so I guess I’ve got no choice now but to reblog.

(Source: yoxfordboys, via starkstardisfromsunnydale)

December272013
December72013
November82013

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via winchesterlicious)

November62013
ropunzel:

grumpy cat and most photogenic guy this is the only important photo

ropunzel:

grumpy cat and most photogenic guy
this is the only important photo

(via tacoposey)

November52013
kendrawcandraw:

Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch

kendrawcandraw:

Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch

(via thispersonisillogical)

October292013

brodinsons:

anaeolist:

this post is perfection

the most australians to ever australian

(via agentwellls)

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