This is a hodge-podge collection of shit I reblog. Fandoms galore. Sometimes the tags are entertaining. Sometimes maybe not so much.

Real talk time, I will be flailing over my ships about 99% of the time, so just be prepared for that. You have been warned.

 

sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

(Source: dasmon)

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

http://thispersonisillogical.tumblr.com/post/77932778820

roachpatrol:

quinfish:

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that the timeline works out that most of Pacific Rim’s characters were born around the same time as me.

Like, there is no way that in 2013, before the Kaiju attack, Newt did not smoke a ton of weed…

New favourite joke:

shineonovermyclouds:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

i cant stop laughing omg

mellielou:

The red heart tells me that I’ve already ‘liked’ this at some point, so I guess I’ve got no choice now but to reblog.

(Source: yoxfordboys)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)