This is how my dashboard was earlier
Accurate
(via agentbartowski)
You Kinky Zombies!
[Things I am]
Fangirl | Totally awesome |
Prone to CAPSLOCK and lsdfhkjsdfhsdfjk |
SuperWhovian | Future Girl | Hufflepuff
[Things I am not]
Not awesome
You got questions. I got answers.
May192013
May182013
scott: how many are there?
derek: a pack of them.
scott: well then, let’s play.
[time passes]
derek: [growls dramatically] go fish.
scott: [throws cards against table] this is bullshit you’re lying you have all the fucking eights you assfuck.
6PM
im on the highway to hell
(via omidspissedoffcat)
May172013
“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”
(Source: whoabriening, via agentbartowski)
10PM
- me: *steps into the tardis*
- doctor: go on, say it. people always do
- me: ...
- me: does this have wi-fi
May162013
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via iammrsnesbitt)
May152013
(Source: pizzaboats, via lunsfuhd)
10PM
(Source: olivesaverin, via lunsfuhd)
May142013
(Source: queendoms, via ofwinterfell)
May122013
rEAD THIS
(via thispersonisillogical)
4PM
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
no that’s ned stark’s bastard
(via fancykraken)
2AM
dont-poke-thebostonstrong—bears:
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
^^ that.
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