[Things I am]
You got questions. I got answers.
Fangirl | Totally awesome |
Prone to CAPSLOCK and lsdfhkjsdfhsdfjk |
SuperWhovian | Future Girl | Hufflepuff
[Things I am not]
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.