This is a hodge-podge collection of shit I reblog. Fandoms galore. Sometimes the tags are entertaining. Sometimes maybe not so much.
Real talk time, I will be flailing over my ships about 99% of the time, so just be prepared for that. You have been warned.
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU PLAY A GAME THEN LOOK AT YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND GO LIKE 'NAH MAN, I'VE ROMANCED YOU LIKE 6 TIMES I'M GONNA TRY SOMEONE ELSE' BUT THEN THEY DO THE THING AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN ON THEIR DICK