You Kinky Zombies!

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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ezioauditoress:

im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this

justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino

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agentbartowski:

scott: how many are there?

derek: a pack of them.

scott: well then, let’s play.

[time passes] 

derek: [growls dramatically] go fish.

scott: [throws cards against table] this is bullshit you’re lying you have all the fucking eights you assfuck.

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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shmegel:

preferred pronouns: old sport

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I was thinking about Crowley’s ‘666’ number

cas-and-tiel:

inthemysteryofyou:

nocasdatsgay:

and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible. 

Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network

then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.

I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood

Sam has demon blood.

Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere

Crowley called Sam’s phone, not Dean’s.  

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