April132014

sehnsucht-hiraeth:

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine jim bones and spock playing monopoly 

Spock never played, and Bones doesn’t care to much but he likes to play anyways. Then there is Jim. Jim is the person willing to loose friends over this shit. Like, he just glares at Bones suspiciously the entire time because you know that motherfucker is gonna try and steal those railroads out from under him that sneaky ass southerner.

(via perks-of-being-freddie-lounds)

1PM

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via perks-of-being-freddie-lounds)

April112014

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

(Source: bblackwidow, via ceebee-eebee)

April102014
katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via thispersonisillogical)

6PM

nazerine:

acepitchermihashi:

image

is that benedict cumberbatch

how dare you insult sportacus

(via moesuckra)

April62014

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via omidspissedoffcat)

1PM

fun lesbian fact #472: to become a lesbian, a woman must be bit by an alpha lesbian on a full moon. Contrary to popular belief if bitten any other time the woman would just turn into a bisexual.

(Source: memesforteens, via cupcakeenigma)

April52014
  • marlene: bring us the girl and wipe away the debt
  • joel: no
April42014
toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

(via omidspissedoffcat)

12AM
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via iammrsnesbitt)

April22014

genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

(via housecousland)

April12014
March282014

the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

(Source: narcotic, via perks-of-being-freddie-lounds)

5PM

hellahans-tightpants:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOO—
image

— Oh.

(via moesuckra)

5PM

thethespacecoyote:

"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context

(via housecousland)

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