imagine jim bones and spock playing monopoly
Spock never played, and Bones doesn’t care to much but he likes to play anyways. Then there is Jim. Jim is the person willing to loose friends over this shit. Like, he just glares at Bones suspiciously the entire time because you know that motherfucker is gonna try and steal those railroads out from under him that sneaky ass southerner.
[Things I am]
You got questions. I got answers.
Fangirl | Totally awesome |
Prone to CAPSLOCK and lsdfhkjsdfhsdfjk |
SuperWhovian | Future Girl | Hufflepuff
[Things I am not]
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
- marlene: bring us the girl and wipe away the debt
- joel: no
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people